Things My Mother Taught Me Sign

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Quick Overview

  • Handcrafted of solid knotty pine wood
  • Features 21 reasons to be thankful for your mother
  • Smooth finish with slightly rubbed edges

Things My Mother Taught Me Sign


Who better than Mom to give us advice worth living by? This handmade sign provides at least 21 reasons to smile at all the wisdom she's passed down to you. Crafted from solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look worn. Pine lumber is provided by sawmills that follow the Sustainable Forestry Initiative, and all stains and paints are water-based. Keyhole hanger on back. See More Info for sign wording. USA. 9.25"W x 36"H.

Things Our Mothers Taught Us

Things Our Mothers Taught Us:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB
WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other,
do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to
knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me more LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear,
incase you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look as the dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about the WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait till we get home."
13. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
14. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stick that way."
15. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
16. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawn mower cuts off your toes,
don't come running to me."
17. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
18. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
19. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
20. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
21. And my favorite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids and I
Hope they turn out just like you!"

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